We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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