So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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