I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
thus making me awesome and them whores
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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