just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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