It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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