Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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