"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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