do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
i think my cat just said my name.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
The air taste purple.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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