is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
There r osticjed everywhere
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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