I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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