THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I think i got beer on your cat.
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