i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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