The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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