Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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