Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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