he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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