Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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