love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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