I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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