i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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