good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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