He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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