Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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