He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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