Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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