His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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