ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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