Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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