what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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