HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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