If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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