wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
