i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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How's work?
Spinning.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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