But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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