Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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