I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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