you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The adults are the big ones right?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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