I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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