I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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