help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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