i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just threw up on my dentist
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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