i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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