they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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