My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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