id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina