i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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