DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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