You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
how can u be prego again
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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