You're so nebulous sometimes
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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