oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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