Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
