All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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