I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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