It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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