can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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