Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
and she was petting her beer can
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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